Category: Director’s Office
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📄 Director’s Memo: Termination of Employment – Burnout
After years of loyal (and frankly exhausting) service, Burnout’s contract with the Department of Self Love has been terminated. Effective immediately.
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🌀 Internal Memo: Jumping to New Heights at HQ
The arrival of the rebounder has sparked a flurry of activity across the Department of Self Love. From improved sleep to unexpected cardio enthusiasm, here’s how each office is responding to our latest acquisition.
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📋 Director’s Review: First All-Hands Meeting Summary & Next Steps
Our first All-Hands Meeting was more than a milestone—it was a mirror. Over one month, six departments have spoken in their own voices, shared their wins and wobbles, and reminded us why we started this in the first place. This summary captures the highlights, surprises, and gentle plans for the month ahead.
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📡 Special Bulletin: Mission Complete – My First 72-Hour Fast
The Director of Self Love reports a personal milestone: a 72-hour fast. With the support of her husband, resilience in the face of dinner prep, and a surprising burst of mental clarity, the Director reflects on what was once unthinkable – and now, completely possible.
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📆Director’s Memo: First All-Hands on Deck 🧭🧠
One month since launch, the Department of Self Love is calling its first official all-hands meeting. Each department – emotional, physical, philosophical, and everything in between – has been asked to submit a playful but honest report. What worked? What didn’t? And how do we grow from here?
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