Every corner of the Department feels alive. 🌿
Body Relations is adjusting the chairs (ergonomically, of course).
Emotional Wellbeing is fine-tuning the playlist — equal parts calm and cheer.
Productivity & Purpose is printing name tags no one will actually wear.
In the pantry, Nourishment & Energy is testing the chocolate inventory — strictly for quality-control purposes.
🍫 Meanwhile, Onboarding is rehearsing Lily’s speech 🐥 (rumour says she’ll thank everyone for being kind to beginners everywhere).
Compliance & Integrity has officially confirmed that joy does not violate any policy. ✅
Self Discovery has been spotted near the whiteboard, summarising “what we’ve learned” in ink and introspection. 🪞
By tomorrow, the Director will take the stage — but today, the Department hums with shared anticipation. The work is done. The people are ready. The spirit is high.
🎄 See you at the Gathering.
— Unofficial Channels
“Because morale can’t be measured, but it can be felt.”
Department of Self Love 
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