Date: 21 November 2025
From: Office of Onboarding
To: All Staff, Department of Self Love
Subject: End-of-Year Orientation Refresher
Before the Department enters its year-end reflections, Onboarding invites all staff to complete their most important induction yet: re-orientation to self.
Checklist:
✅ Update boundaries.
✅ Re-read your personal values.
✅ Confirm subscription to inner peace.
Orientation isn’t just for newcomers — it’s for anyone who forgot how far they’ve come.
Respectfully re-introduced,
Office of Onboarding
“Kindness is core policy.”


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