🍫 Unofficial Channels | After Chocolate Hour, Round Two

Memo (of sorts)

Reports are in: Round Two was sweeter, louder, and stickier than anyone anticipated.

Unofficial chatter confirms:

• Productivity & Purpose’s brownie sprint nearly caused a sugar backlog.
• Emotional Wellbeing’s cocoa meditation had staff so relaxed, they almost forgot to leave.
• Body Relations’ stretches were necessary — though compliance rates dropped sharply after the third éclair.
• Self Discovery’s mystery truffles sparked both curiosity and mild panic (“Was that chilli?”).
• Nourishment’s fruit platters vanished faster than the chocolate itself — scandalous.
• Onboarding successfully welcomed three new hires into the Department with starter packs that included marshmallows.

Unofficial verdict: morale peaked, pantry stockpiles plummeted, and laughter carried further than official meeting minutes ever do.

Some even whispered: Round Two may have outdone the first. Should the Department start budgeting for Round Three?

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