Date: 5 November 2025
From: Office of Compliance & Integrity
To: All Staff, Department of Self Love
Subject: Reminder | Second Department-Wide Chocolate Celebration
Memo
Further to the Director’s approval, OCI issues this reminder that Chocolate Hour, Round Two will take place today.
The inaugural celebration was recorded as a resounding success. Morale reports, pantry audits, and staff feedback confirmed that chocolate gatherings meaningfully increase joy, cooperation, and cross-office bonding. In recognition of this, the Director has endorsed Chocolate Hour as an ongoing Department tradition.
Details (confirmed):
- When: Wednesday, 5 November, from 3:00pm until the last truffle vanishes
- Where: Pantry, Level 1
- What to Expect: Fountains, brownies, fruit platters, and staff-prepared creations — with several new surprises in circulation.
Please note:
- Allergen notices will be displayed (milk, soy, and nuts where applicable).
- Fondue skewers will be provided; dipping directly remains strictly prohibited.
- Attendance is voluntary, indulgence is strongly encouraged.
Additional Observations:
- Nourishment has doubled fruit reserves.
- Emotional Wellbeing has refined a “cocoa reflection” meditation.
- Productivity & Purpose has pencilled “brownie trials” into meeting agendas.
- Self Discovery is once again teasing mystery truffles.
- Body Relations has committed to post-event stretches.
- Onboarding has confirmed no new hire will be left un-chocolated.
Closing Note
The Department has spoken, and chocolate has answered. Let it be recorded: shared joy is now an established practice.
Respectfully issued,
Office of Compliance & Integrity
“Integrity includes leaving room for joy.”


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