🦶 Me Day Proposal: Hair Now, Toes Later

Date: 18 August 2025
From: Office of Body Relations
To: Director of Self Love
Subject: Pilot Initiative – Departmental Me Day

Dear Director

After extensive consultations with scalp, strands, and split ends, we regret to inform you that your hair situation has become… untenable. While toes remain under active monitoring, the crown requires immediate intervention.

Proposal:
Approve a hair maintenance initiative for the Director as part of Me Day, with pedicure operations deferred until the right foot achieves full clearance.

Rationale:
Field inspections reveal an uptick in white strands, resulting in reduced morale when mirrors are consulted. While foot health remains a high-priority project, visible confidence markers (such as hair upkeep) cannot be neglected.

Perceived Benefits:

• Boosts confidence and maintains professional presentation.
• Signals to other departments that aesthetic upkeep is a form of health management.
• Restores balance between “healing” and “thriving.”

Implementation Examples (if approved):

1. Director books a salon appointment, emerges with renewed hair vitality. Office morale increases by 12%.
2. Director skips the appointment. White strands multiply, Body Relations files a grievance citing “avoidable aesthetic decline.”

Respectfully submitted,
Office of Body Relations
“Prioritising confidence, one strand at a time.”