🗂 Onboarding Update: Increased Foot Traffic at HQ

Date: 13 August 2025
From: Office of Onboarding
To: Director of Self Love
Subject: Visitor Activity & Morale Report

The Office of Onboarding has observed a notable uptick in foot traffic at HQ over the past week. While we cannot confirm exact visitor counts (the Reception desk insists their clicker is “just for fun”), multiple departments have reported more friendly nods, curious glances, and the occasional, “So… what exactly is this place?”

📊 Key Observations:

• Engagement: Departments report repeat visitors — some returning to revisit their favourite memos.
• Morale: Noticeable lift in inter-department chatter; Office of Emotional Wellbeing brought in celebratory tea without prompting.
• Curiosity: Several visitors appear to be exploring multiple departments during a single visit.

📌 Recommendations:

• Maintain the current cadence of daily updates to encourage repeat visits.
• Keep corridors lively and biscuit jars full.
• Consider a “New Visitor Orientation Pack” (digital or metaphorical) to welcome newcomers.

We remain committed to ensuring each visitor — new or returning — feels oriented, welcomed, and mildly amused.

Sincerely,
Office of Onboarding
“Still learning, but now greeting more guests.”