Tag: CorporateParody
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📄 Director’s Memo: Pilot Initiative – Me Day
The Department of Self Love is trialling a bold new initiative: Me Day. Each office has been tasked with proposing its own strategy for rest, indulgence, and celebration. Early chatter suggests everything from chocolate audits to GPA parties. ROI (Return on Indulgence) pending.
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🤫Slack Transcript (Leaked): Departmental Responses to Friday’s Meeting
The Director of Self Love called for a one-month review. The departments responded… in their own very specific ways. From existential spirals to muffins, here’s how things are unfolding behind the scenes.
Department of Self Love 