🦶 Body Bulletin | Step Count Summary

Date: 6 November 2025
From: Office of Body Relations
To: All Staff
Subject: Mobility Mandate

Memo

The Department has reviewed circulation reports. Extended chair tenure exceeds acceptable limits.
Policy reminder: steps are a non-negotiable daily investment. Walk to the printer, the mailbox, or the horizon — all entries count.

In service of movement and momentum,
Office of Body Relations