🦶 Body Bulletin | Series Introduction

Date: 12 September 2025
From: Office of Body Relations
To: All Staff
Subject: Launch of Body Bulletins

Memo

The Office of Body Relations is pleased to announce a new fortnightly series: Body Bulletins.

These dispatches will track the state of our most loyal employee — the body — and ensure its needs are recognised as core business.

Expect concise, actionable memos covering posture, hydration, sleep, rest, and movement.

Each bulletin will be filed not as a suggestion but as a directive, because wellbeing is not optional — it is operational.

In service of strength and stamina,
Office of Body Relations