📎Internal Memo: Systems Upgrade in Progress

Date: 22 July 2025
From: Tech Support (That’s me)
To: All Active Programs (Also me)
Subject: Version Update: Functioning With More Purpose, Less Pressure

After running extensive internal diagnostics (read: one long weekend nap and a pot of soup), we’re pleased to roll out the following updates:

🆕 New Features:

• Low-Battery Alerts Enabled: Subtle signals now recognized before complete burnout.
• “No” Button Remapped: Now accessible without guilt or justification.
• Task Scheduler Tweaks: Prioritises meaning and nourishment over momentum-chasing.

🛠 Bug Fixes:

• Resolved issue where saying “yes” auto-installed resentment software.
• Eliminated lag in decision-making caused by approval-seeking scripts.
• Mirror Critic Mode disabled during dressing routine.

🔄 Compatibility Notes:
Some outdated systems (Perfectionism 1.0, Hyper-Availability.exe) may not function properly with this version. That’s okay. We’re building something better.

The upgrade is ongoing. Not every feature is fully stable yet – and that’s fine. This isn’t about optimisation for productivity’s sake. It’s about making space for deeper alignment, quieter joys, and smoother mornings.

If something glitches, the system will log it – not shame it. That’s progress.

Signed,
Team Lead, Office of Productivity & Purpose
(Now running a lot less on panic energy)